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8 for 8 with prestigious Faulkner Creative Writing Society (Pirate’s Alley) Dangerdudes (Semi-finalist; 2024; novel classification). Thank you!
"Aliens in the Musk," 9th novel, Star Keys. 1st 18 pp. & outline: 4/15/2024. Scout's Plan super addition! 12/31/2023. Ready. Go viral.
Boom! Then continue with all Mystery's LLC fun that includes deep to golf everything. As Christmas TV animation/musical special for Golf Channel & major media done: 12/12/2022: Golpher & Jinx (Ice Elves & Christmas). Worldwide fun. Mystery's 334 pp. finished (might print @ 400pp) "Star Keys": Beyond the Stars (Book 7 of series). Welcome to Mystery’s LLC. Go to Books Key. Find adventure & discovery novels, novellas, chapter books here. For all ages, primarily serving golf, (also sports), entertainment markets for children, teens, young adults, adults. At Mystery’s find fantastic stories that cover all continents, all races. With endearing animated & realistic characters, Mystery’s often includes strong science and historical fiction. Below, Chocolate Kid is available for sale at Bookbaby.com Bookshop. Type in Mark K Mitchell, author. Enter as guest & coupon code 12345 for a $5.00 discount. Try it. Mystery’s recently finished: Chip & Putt Join Wilbur to Mars & Chip & Putt: Planetary Rumblings. (*Thankyou Art Mawhinney, illustrator extraordinaire*) (8/25/2022 completed fantastic final outline Star Keys: "Star Children" (8th novel (to be 10 epic novels) of 9 Knights 9 Keys series of the mantic O-8 Order) (The Clubhouse Crew: a series of books, a registered trademark (USPTO: IC 016, IC 035).
(Novels and Novellas)
• Dangerdudes (Western fun) (300 pp)
• A Clubhouse Crew (Boo!) Halloween (80 pp)
• Mystery & Mutiny: Pirating Perils (250 pp)
• Ice Age Mystery (Stanley: fire & ice) (280 pp)
• Ice Age Mystery (8 Stone Robbers) (280 pp)
• Ice Age Mystery (Blizzards: Vanishing Ice (Adventures of Stanley (Ice Cup) Husky) (90 pp)
• Screepy’s (14 chapter books, Beauty & the Beast-like, Ghostbusters-like, Scooby-Doo-like, Harry Potter-like, European, ghost-hunting, castle-exploring series; 920 pp; novellas.)
• Rubber Band Man (90 pp)
• Treasure in the Trees (80 pp)
• Big Lips Bandit (80 pp)
• Olympian (100 pp)
• Chocolate Kid (443 pp)
• The Bumplebutts (High School Football near the Golf Course) (110 pp)
• High Above the Rim (125 pp)
• Gam-e-yon (Book 1 of “Star Keys” the Nine Knights 9 Keys sci fi series) (340 pp)
• Dark Ancients: The Battle Begins (Book 2 of “Star Keys” the Nine Knights sci fi series) (310 pp)
• 9 Keys 9 Knights (Book 3 of “Star Keys” the Nine Knights 9 Keys series)) (390 pp)
• Word and the Way (Book 4 of “Star Keys” the Nine Knights 9 Keys sci fi series) (330 pp)
• Star-scape Mystery: Ghint’e Revenge (Book 5 of “Star Keys” the Nine Knights 9 Keys sci fi series) (390 pp)
• Mark of the Knights (the Star Chart) (Book 6 of “Star Keys” the 9 Knights 9 Keys series) (425 pp)
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“Beyond the Stars” (Fantastic Book 7 of “Star Keys” 9 Knights 9 Keys sci fi series; 334 pp finished & equates to @ 400 (?) print pp.)·
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"Star Children" (Book 8 of "Star Keys" to be composed at a future date)
• Pets & Vets: (Doug and Stinky Meet Dr. Dipplestein) (90 pp)
• Cactus Jack & Snake-eye Black: “San Francisco Gold” (100 pp)
• Land of Mystical Scents (90 pp)
• Codices Keys (Pirates, historical fiction through Egypt, China, North Africa, the Caribbean, Europe) (415 pp)
• Touchdown Testy: Tear it Up Touchdown (225 pp)
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Mayan Miracles (465pp.) (Yucatan Rainforest)
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Plant a Mustard Seed, completed. (1/18) 255 pp.) (Barbecue and baseball. With a smidgeon of golf, loaded for the hunt, this is a home spun story that will make you laugh and cry. Hogs and gators. Excellent historical fiction, set in the 50's and 60's, barbecue and baseball stretch from New Orleans to North Carolina (even with a beginning entry to college football stadiums) as Gilly and Henri Hunter Dumas (with granny and pops) warm your hearts. (needs to be typed & illustrated)
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“Ring of Treasure," 6/7/18; a novel, 537 of 537 composition notebook pp. (Complete. Needs to be lightly edited, proofed, & entered in Word.doc form. Translates to a novel of 400 pp. Excellent movie/film potential for Golf Channel, also for mainstream public movie viewing/theatre). While at college, as a beginning freshman, on a football scholarship, from his home in Savannah, Ga., a member of prestigious Savannah Country Club (oldest club in the U.S.), his parents murdered, involved in coastal studies & geo-sciences, an heir of Captain Kidd, Eric & his girlfriend attend class, find love, uncover secrets, evade danger, piece together parts of a pirate adventure (1700) stretching from the Caribbean to Charleston, SC, to Money Island, NC. Colonial history reenacted. Colonial SC governor Robert Quary (1700), entwined with pirates & William Kidd. Maps, mystery, a ring, love, and college football on the line. (Data gathered) "Ring of Treasure"
One before two
Two before three
Eye of eft
Crossbones, they looks ta ye
Four ‘tis more
Eye crossbones and see
Trail, bloody passage
Dig deep, set free
Ten hands deep
Where diggers weep
Five, coffins old
Bones, where seeps
Saltwater lore
‘Tis treasure galore
Buried aside
Me matey, I store
Signed,
Captain William Kidd
Hendrick Vander Heul (quartermaster)
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New novel (8/25/2018): “Lochbauk Riddles” (completed 461 pp. full-length novel; 1/23/19) At Cambridge University James (Horatio Fogwaut Bond) Nye, fellow students & professors regenerate preexisting animals. James tinkers with DNA nucleotides while investigating 4 perplexing riddles. Royal Dutch Shell oil & gas interest. The Old Links Club at Lochbauk. Science, basketball, the club, soccer, London to the Wash, England; Felds Jounger, golf course architect on the university board along with misguided brothers, Ile & Paul Wickham, their mother, heir to a fortune in Norfolk County, England. “Bury the bodies, here?” questioned Ile Wickham. “We’ll do it quickly.” Paul Wickham’s right eye twitched as he watched for foggy trouble. “Pleistocene regeneration?” asked Alphie Goo? “Yes,” said Dr. Huxley. “What can’t we build?” followed Starkley Nye. “We’ll not know until we test,” answered Dr. Faradon. “Ice age mammals were, real. Bring them back, why not?” Children marvel at new, creations. Students cheer at athletic contests. However, late at night, men, women, and children shriek. In the mix of speculating genetics, a Jekyl & Hyde transformation terrifies Cambridge, stretching to London. On Cambridge campus, Clemmy Fogwaut’s jaw drops. Her eyes pop. “It’s the Pigman! Run!” Professor Edward Blackstone Gumpkin manipulates and conspires over genetic patents, land rights, a billion-dollar estate, Shell oil & gas foundation dollars. Professors Earl Nye & Elizabeth Wadsworth supervise Cambridge developmental biology students. Dr. Huxley nodded. “Gene banks, gene insertion, cell differentiation, the tool kits &
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sequencing are in place. Yet mutagenesis & disorders happen.”
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"Ports of Call” (data gathered; outline completed. (3/30/2019). Begin. 56 of 450 pages finished: novel (in no hurry. Ghost writer could finish. Along with other data I have, outline, remaining characters, a ghost writer could run with it and deliver book to movie James Bond-idea, 2nd book in sleuthing series with James. “Ports of Call” very exciting, worldwide realistic issues, I’ll work on it as I want. In no hurry. Thank you for viewing my total portfolio. On "sabbatical" as I am, could take a year to finish). "Ports of Call" (James Horatio Bond Nye: Naval Diamonds Case)—3 years after graduating from prestigious Cambridge University, England, James has transitioned to super-spy. Specializing in genetics, bio-engineering, organismal symbiosis, bioterrorism, James receives an assignment from headquarters: thwart & dissolve A.R. Diamonds Industries (Mr. Aspidov Ruslan Diamonds; who owns several premier golf resorts, golf his passion) mission to capture world seafood/fish markets via gene manipulation & bioterrorism. A young adult to adult fiction book, involving Aspidov Diamonds, gold, precious gem, and oil properties, James finds drama, romance, polo, soccer, golf, travels to a dozen world ports to disable A.R. Diamonds’ Holdings, world takeover of certain markets.
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Novel. Ice Age Mystery Series 3rd novel. 7/15/19, rough outline done. Start. 176 pp of 400 pp novel done. Hollywood script writer could finish for last of 3 movies. I'm in no hurry. Will begin. 11/27/19 (on hold) Origins: Australopithecus & Planet of the Apes. (3rd novel: Ice Age Mystery’s series). An exciting book series to be three blockbuster movies. 12,000-year-old Ice Age history. Old bones. Old stones. From Albemarle Sound to SC/Topper site to Mt. Denali to national parks across the country to fossiliferous La Brea at Los Angeles then to Siberia. To Novosibirsk, Altay Mtns., Pazryk burials and the Siberian Cradle of Bewitching Bones. The journey goes on. Stanley digs. Black market antiquities dealers Dutch Pawn, Smilodon Perry and team follow. Clone chicks. Clone ducks. Clone cows. Clone sheep—Dolly. Clone ancient man. Archaeology and paleontology combine with evolutionary biology. Stanley’s parents, Dr. Bering Yovok and Sasha Escheyenne Husky uncover and help invent mystery. Apes—African apes to man, our line. Origins unveils human history. The third novel of Ice Age Mystery series extends Bering Husky’s search for Books of Stone. Bones and recombinant DNA rebuild ancient hominid man. Eleven-year-old Stanley reunites with high school sport and science friends. Bering and Sasha team with evolutionary geneticist Dr. Lorne Ptolkey. At Duke University, Ptolkey modifies the DNA helix. The CGP (chimpanzee genome project). The MLGP (missing link genome project). With respect to genomes, Moore’s Law expedites biology. A reconstructed genome yields a generalized DNA set for out of Africa Lucy. The Australopithecus genome project shocks science. Inserted to a human egg, 3 MYA Lucy comes alive. Splicing DNA nucleotides, Lucy acquires speech. She has a developed brain. Eggs to embryos to multiple fetus, Sasha, Bering, and Dr. Lorne Ptolkey create a colony of cousins for Lucy. Lucy and her hominid brood break free from Duke lab. Genetics breeds the unexpected. Hominids storm Duke Forest and Duke Golf Club before they’re finally rounded up. Bering, Sasha, Dr. Ptolkey agree the colony should be placed where hominid life began: Olduvai Gorge, Tanzania conservation park. Can any park tame bright new creations? Origins: Australopithecus & Planet of the Apes. Will use 80 pages of Stanley & Blizzards: Vanishing Ice as the opening 80 pages to a 400-page novel. Will take many months to finish.
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11/27/2019: Toying with thoughts of 3 new books while “Origins: Australopithecus & Planet of the Apes” on hold. New works…
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“Trembling: Trapped at Linville Hollow.” Playing golf, Creepy, Sleepy, Fairy, & Weepy Screepy become lost in deep woods & terrorized by Gruderdahn the Sense Master. (Novella)
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“We Don’t Want No Sissies, Hear?” High school football. Watching football, a middle school boy is teased. Dudrow Dunn heard words all too often. “Go home you sissy.” Dudrow likes butterflies, likes to make ice cream, skips rope, and paints with watercolors. Yet, with a colossal growth spurt, Remy Arms declares, “Dudrow, you’ve grown whopping-big. Find your niche in football, Dudrow. Mop up; I’ll help you make ice cream, skip rope, paint with watercolors, and we’ll catch butterflies.” (easy reader to be illustrated)
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“Mengele’s Vector.” 3rd novel in a secret agent series: James Horatio Bond Nye (superspy). MI6, British Intelligence, requests James investigate & boggle Dr. Derych Mengele's viral vectors, game changer(s) for climate change to disable the world. Introduction & rough outline complete for book to movie: James thwarts Dr. Derych Deiter (army of the people) Mengele’s looming, menacing world plans. Viral vector H1N1 psr13v is licensed to kill. 12/20, first 55 pages complete of planned 50 (of 400 pp) where a screenwriter could pick up for movie or ghost writer could finish novel. Done for now--fine screenwriters can take the new spy trilogy to the movies.
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James Horatio Bond Nye, superspy. (James has golf experience; golf, clubhouse, basketball, rugby, soccer, boxing, sumo-wresting, horse racing included in all "Bond-type" action.)
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I include 4 books to 4 movies superspy series. (2018-2020). Ready for talented screen writer (settings, characters, plots, time period, style included)
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“Lochbauch Riddle” done, 450 pp, complete book
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“Ports of Call”, first 50 pp done (to be 400 pp) (outline for book done for ghost writer)
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“Mengele's Vector”, first 50 pp done (to be 400 pp) (outline for book done for ghost writer)
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“Epsilon Eridani” (only introduction done with thoughts for book, currently)
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“Hickory Stick.” 1/28/2020 (A mystery: setting, Hickory, NC; 1950, a quiet town is involved in Alfred Hitchcock mystery: the values of family, the hickory tree, earnest living, small town baseball, golf. Hickory furniture, baseball bats, desire, eerie greed, death, suspects, and hickory golf clubs in an odd twist of fate. “Measure up. Your fate becomes reality the more you practice,” daddy said. (Novel: to be 400 pp; only rough outline done)
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“Star Keys” (8/2/2022 completed 334 pages of what could print to 400 for the 7th book in this blockbuster science fiction series). Prequels and more, possible.
· “Star Keys” series with orchestral music (An Avatar/Star Trek/Lord of the Rings/Star Wars/X-Men/Dr. Strange-like, Marvel-like 7 book-novel series potential 9 or 10 book series capable of “jelling” nicely with “Jedi Knights” and prequel/sequel possibilities; or standing on their own). Elements of Sarah Brightman’s Symphony and Classics & Andrea Bocelli-like and 3 of my original songs & tunes
Classical Crossover
Book 1: “Gam-e-yon” (complete)
Canto Della Terra (Andrea Bocelli/Sarah Brightman)
Storia di Amore (Sarah Brightman)
A Moment of Peace (Sarah Brightman/Gregorian/Andrea Bocelli)
The Prayer (Heather Hadley/Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli)
(other songs, originals)
Book 2: “The Battle Begins” (complete)
Gregorian (Dark Side of Tour 2011)
Moulin Rouge: Memory (Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli)
Deliver Me (Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli)
Book 3: “9 Keys & 9 Knights” (complete)
Adagio (Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli)
Enigma & Sarah Brightman Eden
Sogno (Andrea Bocelli)
Because We Believe (Andrea Bocelli)
The Prayer (Heather Hadley/Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli)
Book 4: “Word and The Way” (complete)
Gothica (Sarah Brightman instrumentation, universe awakening)
Moondrifter (original)
A Moment of Peace (Sarah Brightman/Gregorian/Andrea Bocelli)
Gregorian (Live in Prague)
Only Starships Know the Skies (original)
Ave Maria (Sarah Brightman)
Dare to Live (Laura Pausini/Andrea Bocelli)
One Winged Angel Theme Song and/or Fighting Theme Song of
Playstation Final Fantasy VII takeoff
IL Mare Calmo Della Sera
(Lord of the Rings: Requiem for a Dream takeoff)
Pie Jesu (instrumentation, Sarah Brightman vocals?, parts of)
Book 5: “Starscape Mystery: Ghint’e Revenge” (complete)
Figlio Perduto (instrumentation, Sarah Brightman vocals? parts of)
Children of the Earth (original)
Because We Believe (Andrea Bocelli)
(Gladiator end theme takeoff)
Time To Say Goodbye (Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli)
Book 6: “Mark of The Knights” (complete)
Final Fantasy
Gregorian
Running (Sarah Brightman)
Book 7: “Beyond the Stars (Gates to Teteene Towers)” (334 pages complete; might be 400 pp. when put to print/publish)
Somewhere—Barbara Streisand-like orchestral music
Book 8: “Star Children” (from jaws of bloody death found on Cretaceous F-Lambda 41-c to bewitching heavenly islands of E-Clay-c) (Outline & intro complete)
Book 9: “Aliens in the Musk” (All that ever is & was, obtained through portals to the Cosmos) (Introduction & first 18 pp complete & full outline at present: 4/15/2024)
Fantastic Mysteries of the Clubhouse Crew ®
Star Keys: (The 9 Knights 9 Keys series of the O-8 mantic Order)
Presents
“Aliens in the Musk”
(A novel)
Introduction…
“What is the Musk, sir? A jungle? An ethereal mist?”
“We’re about to find out, Sanhedra,” replied Tee. “Mole and Ehku Fa’at will fire our engines. Prepare. Father says new worlds beyond the brane give cause to explore. Warp five and cruise.”
Breaking barriers, new cosmic dust blew. Plasma streamed, ignited, particle physics took over, then eons later atomic minutiae condensed under gravity. Dark matter and dark energy remained, yet 5% of another total mass sum had formed pockets of space consisting of gas-strewn nebulae, blazing blue, gold, and red stars, intricate worlds, mineral rich asteroids, and icy streaking comets. Beyond the boundary brane, with an 8,100-km radius a reported odd world had a Class G twin sun system, one moon, and a proto-planetary disk some had named the Musk—which exuded power and held life. Fundamental forces of a universe had not disappeared. Basic elements as Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Silicon, and Iron could still form building blocks to new creations. Aliens in the Musk. Who were they?
Only the best, the spirit fighters, the Knights, the Themas were forever asking. “Chance and necessity? Who blew the wind? Who spoke? Would we ever meet? What’s to explore?”
Book 10: prequel to Star Key series (return to Game-e-yon, the Origin story)
Easy Readers (Golpher & Jinx series to be illustrated, each 32 to 50 pages) (Animate to TV cartoons; or seasonal specials) (lots of humor and good lessons; for children, teens, and parents & grandparents who might laugh & read to their children)
(Golpher: pronounced Goalfur)
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Golpher & Jinx
• Golpher Guns for Birdies
• Golpher: Mystery at the Pond
• Jinx & Golpher: Cat’s Play
• Club Cat: Jinx Me
• Golpher Carries a Mean Bag
• Golpher Drives Carts
• Golpher Reads Greens
• Golpher Hunts Big Game
• Golpher Makes China Talk
• Jurassic Ark: Golpher Schools Leaders
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Golpher & Arctic Gold
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Sand Play: Castle Spooks
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Figgy Daugshund: A Spooky Christmas
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Lessons from a Pro
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Castlemania: Ghosts Gamble with Golpher
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Golpher & Jinx Love Clubs
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The Art of the Deal (Golpher talks to the Alligator &
the Duck)
Golpher & Jinx ("Penguins & Aliens at Puma Punku?" (Completed: 10/26/2022; 34 pp. Fun. Easy reader to be illustrated)
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Golpher & Jinx (Ice Elves & Christmas); (With Arty the weather girl); begun:11/1/2022; Finished: 12/12/2022. 46 pages (includes 5 or 6 original Christmas songs) (12,500 words). Fun.
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To be an illustrated easy reader. (Glacier National Park: Montana. Mystery)
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Includes 5 of Mystery's fun songs: "Ice Elves" & "Snowmen" for Christmas TV animated special (Golf Central & world public): should be ready soon for next season + Halloween, Independence Day, & Valentine's Day specials
More Books:
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Figuro Ozmit (Elf Blessme): 4/29/2019, page 39 of 39 pp done. Completed. A children’s easy reader to be illustrated for kids, children, grandparents. Figuro lives at the edge of the golf course of Enchanted Mountains. Elf magic; elf blessings. Fun then spooky as children Annie Potts & Nathan Bowers become lost in woods then stricken by a “Who-bit-me” spider. Figuro shrinks the children and takes them to his village. Elf Figuro helps players who have ailments as sunburn, poison ivy, helps frogs with broken legs, children and players with bee stings, bunnies with sniffles. Figuro reminds everyone of Independence Day & the value of plants for good health. Figuro rallies his village elves against fretful “who-bit-me,” spiders which invade, Annie & Nathan help, and later return, full size, to their parents and play when the blow-up “Who-bit-me’s” are defeated. (Fantastic Mystery’s of the Clubhouse Crew).
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Fuzzy Wuzzy (begun 5/2/19, "Fuzzy, you'll have to read books, study forces, do math to find out how the world works. Physics matters," said Herbert Wuzzy, Fuzzy's father. Exploring Australia, along the golf course, surfing, lost in a storm, caught in a wild current, with young friends Lo-me and Kaku, survivors, a young Australian koala studies physics, kangaroos, the duckbill platypus, echidna, the Tasmanian devil, wombats, quirky animals of Australia as well as forces and formulas, stops to toss a football, see animals at soccer, baseball, while trying to get back home: spent two weeks thinking, then outlining, then begun 5/14/2019; and 39 of 39 pp, finished 5/24). ("To be clear, Fuzzy, in golf, in sports, everywhere, physics matters.") (A children's book illustrator will help pages jump to children's eyes).
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Twelve Dwarfs & the College Football Craze (6/3/2019; thoughts & data gathered. Begun rough draft. 37 pp of 37 done. Begin recopy to final draft, 6/11. Finished, 6/12. Fun & educational. “Go west young man.” Mascots, bragging rights, 1890’s, Pacific northwest history, beginnings of U.S. college football, first telephones, start of golf in the west (Tacoma Golf & Country Club, Washington; Waverly Golf Club, Oregon). Blueberries; apples. Dwarfs bake muffins & pies for kick-off interest, game-day rivals (Ducks & Huskies focus includes to be illustrations of Michigan Wolverine/Wisconsin Badger; Yale/Harvard; Auburn Tiger/Alabama Tide; Georgia Bulldog/Florida Gator; California Bear; Clemson Tiger/Carolina Gamecock; Oklahoma Sooner/Texas Longhorn; Miami Hurricane/Florida State Seminole; Penn State Lion; Notre Dame Fighting Irish,more college game-day foes). Easy reader to be illustrated.
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“Wyxolana Haunts Maug.” Start 9/28/2019. 44 of 44 pp; finished final draft; 10/19. The third Halloween story of the Clubhouse Crew books,
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the fifth spook-filled book to Mystery’s LLC’s fun, educational collection, Wyxolana Haunts Maug follows Sand Play: Castle Spooks, where
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Avogadro Maug (a mole) evades witchy Wyxolana and her Irish spooks. Maug escapes Dreary castles, Dublin, with Lucinda.
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“Witches and warlocks are scary. I’ve Dublin’s jewel and the luck of the Irish, the Irish emerald. Moleacula is no longer safe.
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I want to follow my great granddaddy’s footsteps. Dig in dirt. Create fairways. Build par 3’s. Great granddaddy helped
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Old Tom Morris.” Golpher advises Maug to emigrate to America. “Vermont is where you need to be Maug. Vermont is the
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green state,” says Golpher. “Old Tom Morris was a fantastic greens keeper, course developer, architect. Board, a ship. Head for Vermont.” In Vermont, Maug cuts a business deal with Mr. Able Kranston as Maug’s granddaddy cut an earthworm, soft greens deal, (and flower-bed package for the ladies) with Old Tom Morris. “Might
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Lucinda and I live in your barn? Would you allow me to use your tools, your mowers, your power equipment Mr.
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Kranston? Might I use your leaf blower, your rakes, your snips, your weed and grass trimmers? Among your apple
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orchards, I’ll build par 3’s. In exchange for your help Lucinda will bake you, cookies as well chocolates for kids.
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Additionally, as we build membership, we’ll split greens fees, quarters. A nominal greens fee, business is business, sir.
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We’ll all have fun.” However, witchy Halloween Wyxolana follows Maug. Wanting the Irish emerald and control, she pops
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from a bottle. Her Irish spooks give Maug fits. October was game day. Baseball playoffs and college football reigned.
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Lessons learned watching playoff Yankees face the Astros, viewing Georgia Bulldogs square up against Penn State, Maug
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finds a solution to contain troublesome spooks. “Strategy. I need strategy,” Maug says. He sits in Mr. Kranston’s living
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room as Mr. Kranston flips channels with his wife, Eta, at his side. They sip a cool drink. Baseball plays. “Hit and run.
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That’s sound strategy,” says Maug. “Speed up golf play. Keep carts on a clear path. I like that.” A commercial break, Mr.
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Kranston flips to college football. “Fake left, go right, up the middle. More good strategy.” Maug feels smooth cold glass to
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his drink. Seeing games, he blinks. “Wait. That bottle on the screen—at the scoreboard—beneath the game clock.
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That’s it!” Maug shakes. “Time in a bottle. Goonaticks. Chip and Putt had worked with ancient sands of time, with
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Goonaticks. I’ll be captain to mystical Nicks, the lunatics. Greenskeepers need sand and aerated greens. I’ll bottle
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Halloween Wyxolana for good.” Power of the Nicks “Here are words to chant and say. Use for power and use I pray.
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For any good deed and when you’re in need. From good people whom, yes, I do heed. To say it once, they will obey.
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To say it twice, they’ll surely pay. To say it thrice, a hefty price. Ox bow and arrow and root of the sparrow.
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Mind ye yer manners and bone of the marrow. Be mine today o’ ye’ Nicks with your kicks. Power to me be ye’ thy Goonaticks.”
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"Moonlit Ride of Jalen Mane." 3/3/2020 (finished easy reader to be illustrated; 45 pp) Part of the Golpher & Jinx (club dog, club cat) series, Golpher & Jinx travel to the Ozarks for vacation ("Ozark Wilds") and find mystery. Golpher & Jinx travel to the Ozarks for vacation & find mystery. Fun for children and adults, grandparents to read with kids.
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"Hermit at Pebble" (easy reader, 36 pages, to be illustrated) 5/17/2020, completed; at famed Pebble Beach’s Monterey Peninsula, disturbed fiddler & hermit crabs help untidy surfer, beachcomber Argo Pebble find love and a new homly.
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“Freaky Wilbur & Time Warp” (6/3/2020, outline & now 45 pp. of 45 completed, 6/18/2020; teen physics & chemistry guru Wilbur Frankel and cheerleader Heidi Krest become lost to experimentation. “What a contraption, Wilbur?” Heidi’s mouth was covered with one hand. In Wilbur’s backyard, buffered on three sides by national forest, Heidi’s eyes popped as she stared. “I unveil my creation Heidi. Tools to time warp— my helix bender, molecular map or molecular identifier, my quantum computer, particle accelerator, and worm grab are set. We’ll test.” Heidi blinked. She gulped. “I’ve seen my water-boy-wizard morph before, Wilbur. I shudder.” (Twilight Zone, what another fun story!)
(8/20/2021; start) Chip & Putt Go to Mars with Wilbur (finished: 9/11/2021): 35 pages text to 70 pages depending on illustrations. 11,000 words. Lots of fun for children & parents, excellent science for elementary to middle grade children
Completes 3 Freaky Wilbur series; completes 3 Zweebs (fun aliens) series. Completes about 15 Chip & Putt chapter books series. (Golf mainly & football terms, ideas for exploration included.) Hopefully, another Chapter Book to keep children entertained while motivating them for ideas in science, engineering, math.
(9/15/2021) Begun thoughts. Working now. 16,000 words & finished (11/04/2021). Chip & Putt: Planetary Rumblings (Lessons of the late Cretaceous). To be an illustrated Chapter Book of about 32 to 46 pages. Alien Zweebs & planetary resort golf included. Outline roughed out. Pages 1 to 51 of text complete & with illustrations could stretch from 70 to 100 pages. Will be fun, informative for all ages, especially children 6 to 12.
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(4/16/2022) The Book Garden (short stories) (thinking about): *Big Beavers, *The Pumpkin Returns, *Scarecrow *Mr. Tidbit, *I Thought I’d Par In, *Pulsar, *Mudpuppy, *Roll the Dice, *Rainbows Disappear, *Jemimah Jacobs, *Hot Days Cool Nights; (Comedy) *Golpher Cuts Grass, *Faug & Robots Try me, *Rock-Star, *Jinx Bites Golpher, *Chip & Putt & Mars Mice, *Faug & Aliens in the Musk Mix, *
*Mystery’s LLC many short books (40, to be illustrated) contain 3,000 words to 18,000 words and the average, perhaps 7,000 words per short book. Mystery’s will call these books excellent, fun, high-quality, informative Short Story books for kids (male and female) 6 to 12, for adults who read to their children, for grandparents who read to their grandchildren, as adults should be delighted, too. Likely, teens would find them funny, informative.
*Mystery’s short books are not Picture Books. Picture books contain simple words, to maximum 1,000 words per book, for preschool children.
*Mystery’s short books could be considered, in part, perhaps, Easy Readers @ 5K to 7K words (ages 5 to 8), yet Mystery’s short books are more than this, more than simple words.
*Mystery’s many short books could also be considered, perhaps, Chapter Books (average to 10,000 words), for ages 6 to 11, roughly.
*Short Stories could include works with 1,000 to 10,000 words for any age. Ray Bradbury, famed science fiction writer, for example, has Short Stories in the low range to 1,000 words; stories to 7,500 words in the high range; sometimes to 10,000 words, Mr. Bradbury writing for adults as well as students.
*Mystery’s Short Story books can be adapted for television animation seasonal specials as well as weekly, or daily digital, media-platform loaded TV cartoons, from which sequels could be spun.
More Easy Readers (to be illustrated, each 32 to 50 pages)
· Steer the Course Matey
· Aliens Take Aim
· Rope & Ride the Range
· Freaky Wilbur Water Boy Wizard
· Goof the Grass Gnome
· Ghouls Play Golf or French Fries Stir the Soul
· A Caddy’s Quiet Walk
· The Missing Cheese
· Zweebs: Putz Finds the Green
· Zones: Crusty Crabs Claws
· Noodle KaNuckle
· Chocolate Causes Cold Chills
· Tee it Up!
· A Clubhouse Crew Christmas
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Chip & Putt (in) Help Save the Planet.
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Figgy Daugshund: A Spooky Christmas
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A Clubhouse Crew (Boo) Halloween
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Mepper Bean & the Dinosaur Plant. 38 of 38 pages done: 6/21/18 (an easy reader for 10-year-olds & younger & grandparents who want to help inspire their grandchildren). Mepper Bean (an old gardener) & neighbor, “Bug,” (9-year-old Boston Red Sox bat girl) solicit help from Dr. George Church (Harvard Medical School, leading genetics scientist, working DNA genomics & Pleistocene Park possibilities). “Bug, as I study my yard and my garden, I see pollution. It’s a problem.” “Yes, sir,” said Bug. She nodded. “So much pollution,” Mepper rattled on, “I see squirrels, birds, gophers with plastic bags in my front yard, plastic straws in my garden, plastic everywhere.” “I understand Mr. Bean.” They looked to Mepper’s garden where a mole was tugging at a straw. “I was at Boston Beach last week, swimming. The pollution was nasty,” Bug said. Mepper Bean tapped his chin. “Jurassic Park. I’ve an idea, Bug. Plantasaurus,” whispered Mepper. He smiled. “A dino-plant that could grow & eat pollution? Today, we have microbes eating oil slicks, slime, & yucky stuff. Might, we make and grow a dinosaur that could eat big-pollution? Dr. George Church is my cousin, Bug. He could help.” Bug nodded. Later, at Harvard Medical school, meeting Dr. Church, Bug asked, “I didn’t know you could make a dinosaur from a plant?” Dr. Church smiled to Mepper & Bug. “We might can, now, little Bug.” Dr. Church winked. “I’ll guide you as you grow your garden.” Silly and fun with realistic talk of gene development, science, ideas for young boys & girls to dream of, think about, Mepper Bean & Bug, after experimentation & development, during the 7th inning stretch, later release giant “Plantasaurus” (named Fetch) from Boston’s Fenway Park as Boston Sox sluggers & invited big-hitters Dustin, Justin, Tiger, Rory, Lexi, and Brooke entice Fetch to zoom over the Green Monster, to the Charles River, then to Boston Harbor & the Atlantic where garden-grown dino-plant, Fetch, (Plantasaurus) might begin life gobbling up ocean pollution.
Book of Original Songs
Book of Original Poems
* Novels (many) have short segments of football, golf, soccer, tennis, baseball, track, basketball, games, auto-racing as
part of the text, as part of the adventure/mystery/excitement.
* Novels (many) have ten to twenty new and or original songs included in the text as part of the adventure/mystery/excitement.
*San Francisco Gold, for example, created to also be a theatre play, has 18 songs, mostly, fun, western, familiar top tunes, imbedded in the text.
*The Screepy's, for example, contains nearly 20, mostly fun, familiar number one or top tunes, imbedded in the text, 920 pages,
could be divided into three novels made to go to 3 movies/film
*Mystery & Pirating Perils, for example, has a number of original and familiar pirate-like songs, the text created for movie/film appeal.
*Dangerdudes, for example, contains nearly 15 familiar and original Old West, cowboy, top song-tunes, imbedded in the text created for movie/film appeal.
*Other novels designed, similarly, for plays, film-cinema, or books on tape.
* For business and corporate marketing: the auto & truck industry, the entertainment industry, food & beverage industry, building & home construction industry, the golf & sports industry, communications industry, banking industry, Mystery books (clubhouse books) are loaded/rich with products, services, messages (blended seamlessly to entertaining text) with regards to these industries, the stories, text, designed to please customers, public,
***Iconic characters under (Mystery’s LLC) Clubhouse Crew copyright
(see below (all books; about 85) for added book list & detail thank you). Or, go to page 18 of home page listed "More"
A. Golf: (71 books all or primarily golf or good segments of golf, the golf clubhouse, course)
Tee Cleat
Golpher (pronounced goal-fur) Hazard
Jinx Oh Bee
Chip Shank
Putt Gimme
Sandy Birdie
Bogey Plug
Slice Linky Swink
Theman (pronounced Thay-mahn) Croaky Stroke
Golpher & Jinx series
Chip & Putt series
13 key characters specific to golf (and sports, school, the clubhouse, adventures, and with many friends with nicknames potentially use for real film making.)
Nickname Real Name Race (can modify to suit buyer or partner)
Chip Crew Charles Crew Caucasian
Cleat Quick Jeffy Spinkenale Caucasian
Bogey Brown Bucky Gordy Caucasian
Shank (Shakie) Sharpie Santiago Kosho Spanish/Japanese
Sandy Sandifer Yindi Indian
Slice Sly Icelet Afro American
Lippy Liplock Louie Pippynata Italian
Gimme Grunt Gilmore Mead Caucasian
Plug Nickel Peter Lugoff Nickel Caucasian/Bavarian
Birdie Ahoya Dao Chinese/Japanese
Hazard A. Guess Hazel Zardonocki Caucasian/Polish
Oh Bee Oh Beeyoto Japanese
Putt Perfect Paula Perfect Caucasian
B. All sports:
Ni’te Nutup
Hyperion (Olympic hero)
C. Baseball: (8 books: Plant a Mustard Seed; Land of Mystical Scents; Mystery & Pirating Perils; Mepper Bean; Ice Age Mystery I;
Ice Age Mystery 2; Ice Age Mystery 3; Hickory Stick (only outline of Alfred Hitchcock mystery novel to date) all baseball or good segments of baseball, baseball relatedness.
Stanley (Stanislav Ice-Cup Husky)
Goonaticks (animated lunaticks; Nick-Nicks):
Going Once
Going Twice
Gone
Fun Toads & Skunks names in Land of Mystical Scents who throw mudballs, sliders, curves, fastballs, try to steal HOME
D. Football: (8 books with all football or good scenes, action of football; related)
The Freezer
The Bumplebutts
Touchdown Testy
Rubber Band Man
Noodle KaNuckle
Maniac Mike (“meathead”) Means
E. Basketball: (4 books with basketball or good scenes, action, basketball related)
Lucky Dawg
Johnny JumpUp
F. Racing: (20, 30, 40, 50, 60 books with cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles; but only 3, 4, or 5 books with character related short racing, action)
Kidd Carr
Kiki Carr
Willie Wheels
Chassis Stephens
Lug-nut Louie
Penny Oil
G. Soccer: (2 books with character related soccer, action)
Azteca
Taco Tee
H. Pirates: (4 good pirate and pirate related books)
Yoho
Captain Shiver me Timbers
Gangway
Scurvy Dawg
Poopdeck Patty
Captain Huttle (Huddle)
Deadlights Dan
Keg-o-Powder
Booty Bates
Captain Really Double Bad
Jack o’ Coins
One eyed Jack
Cut me Cutlass
Watchdog
Black Patch
Drop Dead Anchor
Mend me Bones
Captain William Kidd (realistic; historic novel recreated with recent facts, to movie-film potential (Ring of Treasure)
I. Spy series (realistic themes—4 books to 4 big screen/film weighty potential)
James Horatio Bond Nye (superspy)
J. Arty the Weather Girl
K. Building/construction/tools/garden: (26 books with action, scenes, characters good)
Stanley
Nelly Painter
Tommy ToggleBolt
Penny Plumber
Danny DoublePole
Manuel Mowher
Pinky Sprinkle
Rocket Socket Ricky Rockett
Jo'se Grozit
Kimberly Knot
Sawdust (Jasper Curdle or Dust)
Splinter (Corey Bean or Splint)
Pick
Shovel
Mason Ree
Other characters in strong building action
L. Science Fiction (space) (7 of 10 planned extensive sci fi potent novels deal with star-space adventure, mystery)
Science Fiction (worlds, suns, galaxies of a different universe)
Na Tookey Eh Ahilo Theman (Thaymahn) One 9 Knights
Nano Tek Thema (Thayma) Tee Caige
Byte Down 9 Theta Tau Alexander
Mass Defect Auktetu’ane Theman & son Thema Tee
1-2 I.Q. (droid) Iodee Eumache
Stargazer Datan Oa Demeter
GyroScope 47 Quai Sigma Nu 2 Ethan
Oi Troi Ooey Oi Kee Z-5 Toxaris
General Yabba Yea General Tiekus Tauk Ainia
Geode Dyon Nubak Manope
Niobi Peta 4 Pion-U Eurybe
Blue Genie 1 Crust The Ghinte
Sol-Star Noy The Spider Alliance
I-6 U Fix (droid) Nobo 3 and Nobo 4
Q.R. 5 Na The Order
Kieri Oto Know-2 The Brotherhood
Captain Verak Toskinov 1-4 Laser Light The Ring of Spirit Fighters
Counselor Dao Confuci 2-8 B Strait (droid) The Way
Metta Ghanges 4-2 Zat-U (droid)
Saranay Si Omega 3 Starships
3-9 Be Hind (droid) Nik Nik Nik e Tay The Doom Clone (The Nova Ghint’e)
The Wimps, The Wimp Miracle (oracles) (The Mother Spider-Carrier)
Dr. Sentia Creel Captain Troy On-5 (Nova Ghinte-4 and Spider-Ships)
Carbon Based Neuts I.K. Fwong Way The Dawn Watcher (stellar cruiser)
2-Mol-R-2 Dusty Data (The Mother Galaxy Glider)
H See L-1 Dr. D-2 Moonstar (or Clipper Ships, shuttle-craft)
Zryon and Zethra Zahl So-Lute 10 The Moondrifter
Borzoyle Ze Zahl Na O-Ech Ahilo Theman One
Borzanar Dr. Piqak Aknua
Borathra Bit-2-Bit NaBobby 2 Face’s Palace—drinks and foods
Boryion General Oi Troi Ooey Oi Hard Raht cola drinks
Sanhedra General Ot Bot New-moon colas
Crater General Mu Arae-b Flaxberry, Frasberry drinks
Optic O General (Lady) Veedon Carmadon and Raht café’s
Dune Dawn He General Tuft Raht Malts
Uda Dante General Nine-d-Nine Moon tea & Moon chocolate’
Gwon Don Ewe Skaymea flavored teas
Galileo Noopa 1-2-6 Ice Moons, Ice melts
Wolfram Twana Shweep stew; Shweep steak
Ascension Runner Corona Noopian cat eyes
Nahooey 6 Hassa Rhat stew; Dzark steak
Borauk NaCoya Ohm Roast spabbit, scrouse, skurkey
Zaggia 12 Zruck b-Zen Blue-moon pie and cheese
Yang Yik Twist Knaught Skaks & Skookies, etc.
Oika Helio Keo Coy
Skyrmion Joule G-T Fighters (Hovercraft & Plane Pilots)
Chuco Du-I Dr. Trong Hovercraft (The G-force)
Sunsetter Dr. Yearing Photon
Muon Mole Dreggs 1-4 Laser Light
Brothers to Zryon Zahl Moonbuggy
Bogdan Galileo
Dao Chan Gank
Coshini Ascension Runner
Nehnu Optic O
Ioncu Wolfram
Pompilu Dreammagic
Titus Byte Down
Ovidiu Moonbite
Odg Sheenon DuneTrekker
Kieusiv Princess Iodea Stargazer
Uutoe Quiax Dune Dawn He
Kna-p Nagooda Fa’at
Synixeeon Rhemor The Anti-Book of Art
Dath Rovers
Nexta Z Gank Ancients of the Dark
Wyena Moonbite Ancients of the Light
Calipha Rad
Dunetrekker Hovercraft (Hover)
Moonmagic Moonbuggy
Destiny Quantum and Quanta
Redshift D-Kay
Dyne DuAway (the Closer)
Dreadcube (Cube) AMU
N-Jen-Nak NaBobby 2 Face
Luana Kay Rhatori Ana
Whoodle Bump & Toss
Dreammagic Photon
Amoxypha Quax
Floppy Q Decibel (Sonic)
Gorts
Grot, Grunt, Gripe, Grout, Torg, Trot, Trunt
Bainai Ogres
Unxa, Ixe, Woogle, Oooks, Ugghs, Erks, Awks, Ikes, Ux, Onx, Wrunks, Wroxy, baby Google, babies Kixie and Kookx
Nayans
Araya (Shining Star), Orion (Great Shadow), Cassiopeia (Colors of the Day), Clay Magic
Great Birds
Pericles, Hercules, Archimedes, Damosthenes
Plebeons
Commander Player, Captain Sanjeet, Scouts Jamin, Jerud, and Janon
Troglodytes
Trog, Dyte
Beasts of Boreggador
Knorr
Borzanite
Baizan, cook
Ayzyon, bride of Borzoyle Ze
Gameonites (little people)
Bimini Whortle, Faug Gerryundun, Mrs. Nipey Skikinmore, Hans Whoopelmas, Dauf Hookeytink, Ghengin Skankin, Kaimey Puttywhoodle, Teeter, Niari, Mr. Flittypopkin, Pixan Pouhan, Katkin Lierloogy, Tommy Tugwert, Simpkin Nodfark, Mixie Tottlepippy, Floxie Gerrin, Niari, Mr. Flittypopkin, Pixan Pouhan, and more
Engineers of the Fields (Agronomae, Aquaknu, Hydrogoni)
Stumple, Wimple, Rumple, Dimple, (entertainers and servants to Harvest House)
Warriors of the Watch (Crenna, Crasush, Wayzon, Warish, Wymon, Warunda, Wuanon) Warmon, Zorswatch (Captain)
Zeyman, Zi, Zimon (fishermen of the fisheries)
Housekeepers (Whizwhoo and Whazat)
Gameonites (Guyunne Prime Minister with wife and daughter, Gayeila, Ganelle)
Ladies of the Fields (Guyana, Guyene, Zimenneta
Zyanne, Zena, Faunta, Fayenne)
Waisals (Duke and Deke, Baisal, Hazel)
Skyfire, Sky Wing
Zanna and Anna Wupplewook (cooks of Harvest House)
9 Knights
More…
M. Foods & Beverage: (throughout all books)
Ice Cup
Kannapolis Isenbutter Druesdorph (the Chocolate Kid; bright 3rd grade chocolate baker extraordinaire)
Cook Bubba Gump
Henri Hunter Dumas (& Gilly): barbecue (Bring Home the Bacon)
Baking elves (muffins & pies):
Sugar
Sweet
Crust
Flour
Dumpling
Fritter
Cupcake
Rise
Airy
Pouch
Grandma Spice
Doobie
Frosty, Freeze, Igloo, Snowflake (Inuit helpers, also known as The Big Chill)
N. Pets (dogs & cats & animals for Purina, Milk Bones, Blue Buffalo, golf, sports, etc.):
Wolf (dog)
Spooky (dog)
Cat Dander (cat)
Golpher (dog)
Jinx (cat)
Fuzzy Wuzzy (koala)
Maug (the mole)
O. The Screepies (915 pp. long unillustrated; divide into 14 illustrated books of 13 countries of Europe with spooky clue finding in the Creepy Case of Castles as a Harry Potter, Scooby Doo adventure)
Merlock Colmbs (young private detective of Scotland Yard)
Mary Screepy
Barry Screepy
Creepy Screepy Book of the Spirits, the Land, & More
Sleepy Screepy
Fairy Screepy
Gary, Larry, Perry, Terry, Veri, Cary Screepy
Parents of Screepy children (Peepy and Harry Screepy; Mr. and Mrs. Jeepers Screepy)
Lord Bartholomew Screepy (The Dark Wolf)
Lady Anandamora (his bride) Edward Pope’s Ice Cream Hope
Chantal Damwai Specialty ice cream shop
Count Dracul (Vlad Tepes)
Johann Konrad Brueberg Cripple-Dipplestein
Mr. Fuzzybinkawink The Creepy Screepy Cemetery
Doug Diggs Deep (Worm)
Kaskit Maker
Reaper (The keeper of coffins)
Grave Maker Gary
Pick Lick a Wick (Pick)
Shovel
Dead Ned Nipper
Ms. Muppet and Ms. Peabody (librarians)
Yeoman Warder
Whoopy Boopy Bird
Captain Laffy Daffy Diego Rivera
Bunchpack Carillonneur
Sorcerer Candelario Calixto
Sir James Rottingham (the butler)
Dr. Rickety Bones
Spooky (Creepy’s pet dog)
Old man
Old woman
Ghosts, goblins, ghouls
P. Figuro Ozmit (elf bless-me; herbal/plant specialist; cures, heals)
More…
10/3/2022: Wouldn't this be great to do:
(one of several musical plays to be created from books):
Mystery’s LLC Entertainment Company: a new musical production & Christmas animation TV special:
A Spooky Christmas: novella to Christmas animation TV special to musical play
Make a musical play out of A Spooky Christmas. (Sponsored by XYZ corporation)
Secure Keith Lockhart (Furman U. alum Boston Pops, Brevard Music Center, BBC conductor) (or like recommendation) with Furman University orchestra members, Brevard Music Center orchestra members. Originate & perform out of Brevard/Hendersonville NC Flat Rock Music Playhouse & Greenville SC Peace Center & Greenville SC Little Theatre, Spartanburg musical theatre, to Savannah Ga. & Charleston SC music theaters. Include the following original Mystery’s Christmas songs & tunes for the cast of vocalists, players, (to spread nationwide & overseas), with advertisers & sponsors:
List of Mystery’s Christmas songs with tunes to choose from for the musical play:
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Whiz, Bang, Clang
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North Pole, Phoo—oo (1895)
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Whistling Wind on a Wire
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Sprinkling Snow
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Snow Bears
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Ice Elves
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Hues
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He was a Carpenter
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The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (not Mystery’s)
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One Little Candle
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Merry Christmas We’ll sing
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Snowflakes Falling
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Santa Has a Stuffy Nose
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Christmas on the Mountain
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Dreaming Dreams of Santa’s Sled
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Something Old Something New
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Christmas in Song
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Tick Tock Tick Tock
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A Christmas Wish
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Snowman
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Santa Park Your Reindeer
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My Christmas Call
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Santa’s Snowflakes
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Snickle dee Tickle Me
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Enduring Days
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Ghosts, Ghouls, Goblins Near
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Cookies & Milk (processing)
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Ancient Trees (processing)
(All rights secured by USPTO IC 016 and USPTO IC 035 & Mystery’s works with Faegre Drinker contract & intellectual property attorneys Denver, worldwide offices, full-service firm).
· Golpher & Jinx (“Aliens & Penguins at Puma Punku?”)
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