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Newest: "Garden in a Box" (Spooks & Scares arrive. Beanie Spiderspook & Clara Transylscare, bodies quiver. Figuro Ozmit, Arty the Weather Girl, Chip & Putt, Stanley, Jasper Curdle, Corey Bean, elves, gnomes. Enchanted Mountains 6/2025. Spider woman Witch Hazel & Xavier Frost want new garden technology (& vegetables, fruits, and plants)). Gnomes nab & spiders bite. A novella.
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Recent: “Arty? Or Sports Makes the Call?” Chapter book, finished, @15,000 words, 12/2024: Arty the Weather Girl goes around the globe with Fuzzy, Goof, Chip, and Bug the bat girl. Huge fun, huge golf & sports marketing tool, realistic technology (who knows?) possible. (To be illustrated) (Great cartoon movie for Golf Channel & sports). (Solving a critical problem!)
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8 for 8 with prestigious Faulkner Creative Writing Society (Pirate’s Alley) Dangerdudes (Semi-finalist; 2024; novel classification). Thank you!
"Aliens in the Musk," 9th novel, Star Keys. 1st 18 pp. & outline: 4/15/2024. Student Athlete's/Sports Plan super addition! 7/31/2025. Ready. Go viral. Boom! Then continue with all Mystery's LLC fun that includes deep to golf everything. As Christmas TV animation/musical special for Golf Channel & major media done: 12/12/2022: Golpher & Jinx (Ice Elves & Christmas). Worldwide fun. Mystery's 334 pp. finished (might print @ 400pp) "Star Keys": Beyond the Stars (Book 7 of series). Welcome to Mystery’s LLC. Go to Books Key. Find adventure & discovery novels, novellas, chapter books here. For all ages, primarily serving golf, (also sports), entertainment markets for children, teens, young adults, adults. At Mystery’s find fantastic stories that cover all continents, all races. With endearing animated & realistic characters, Mystery’s often includes strong science and historical fiction. Below, Chocolate Kid is available for sale at Bookbaby.com Bookshop. Type in Mark K Mitchell, author. Enter as guest & coupon code 12345 for a $5.00 discount. Try it. Mystery’s recently finished: Chip & Putt Join Wilbur to Mars & Chip & Putt: Planetary Rumblings. (*Thankyou Art Mawhinney, illustrator extraordinaire*) (8/25/2022 completed fantastic final outline Star Keys: "Star Children" (8th novel (to be 10 epic novels) of 9 Knights 9 Keys series of the mantic O-8 Order) (The Clubhouse Crew: a series of books, a registered trademark (USPTO: IC 016, IC 035).





WELCOME
Welcome to Mystery’s (The Clubhouse Crew) fun character products for order & purchase.
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Character bottled water
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Character mugs
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Character prints
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For worldwide corporations, organizations, for universities, clubs involved with world golf, sports, music, entertainment, business at: TV golf tournaments, worldwide stadiums, arenas, events, parks, for worldwide golf clubs.
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(Scroll down & select your fun memorable merchandise for your event, fans, members. Send us your order.)


Welcome to Mystery's (The Clubhouse Crew) fun character products for order and purchase through channels.
(Notice: volume purchasing only, as below & on Invoice Samples front page of website, and please inquire for greater volumes)
Character labelled water bottles, ceramic mugs, and character prints (for world golf tours & country clubs, for world stadiums, arenas, events)
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Conversation pieces
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Fun
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Memorable prints available can be signed by college or professional athletes, entertainers, businesspeople, or framed
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Volume purchases only (see ending below and on Mystery’s LLC invoices).
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To keep volume pricing for a specific order, no mixing please. That is, for 10,000 mug pricing, example, for an order of 10,000 ceramic mugs the mugs must be all the same character. (Not 2,000 of Chip and Putt, 1000 of Rubber Band Man, 4000 of James Nye superspy, 3,000 of Figuro Ozmit for a total of 10,000.)
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Another example to keep the same volume pricing if you want 100,000 mugs with two different opposite characters, you could specify Arty the Weather Girl on one side and Chip & Putt on the opposite side—for all 100,000 mugs. Etcetera.
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15 oz. mugs are big enough for not only ice-cold beverages and hot beverages as tea and coffees, but big enough for microwavable soups and stews.
Otherwise, water bottles & ceramic mugs: same imprint on two, opposite sides as space allows
Water bottles: Purified Water or Spring Water
List of current characters available:
A. Presbyornis (Star Keys: Cretaceous duck) (Duck dinner: world science, world golf, Presbyterians, others. Thought provoking, realistic characters, romantic, mysterious, conversational science fiction, 10 novels)
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Character prints
A. Presbyornis (Star Keys: Cretaceous duck) (Duck dinner: world science, world golf, Presbyterians, others. Thought provoking, romantic, mysterious, conversational science fiction, 10 novels)
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
A. Presbyornis (Star Keys: Cretaceous duck) (Duck dinner: world science, world golf, Presbyterians, others. Thought provoking, romantic, mysterious, conversational science fiction, 10 novels)
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
B. Goonaticks (Codices Keys) (novel)
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Character prints
B. Goonaticks (Codices Keys)
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
B. Goonaticks (Codices Keys)
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
C. XT-99
Space Zweebs: Drink up (3 easy readers-chapter books)
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Character prints
C. XT-99
Space Zweebs: Drink up
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
C. XT-99
Space Zweebs: Drink up
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
D. Chip & Putt (about 12 easy readers-chapter books)
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Character prints
D. Chip & Putt
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
D. Chip & Putt
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
E. Arty the Weather Girl (realistic & animated Arty, 4 easy readers-chapter books)
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Character prints
E. Arty the Weather Girl
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
E. Arty the Weather Girl
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
F. Golpher & Jinx (about 18 easy readers-chapter books)
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Character prints
F. Golpher & Jinx
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
F. Golpher & Jinx
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
G. Land of Mystical Scents (Willie Wheels, Chassis Stephens, mysterious Knox the car) (novella)
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Character prints
G. Land of Mystical Scents (Willie Wheels, Chassis Stephens, mysterious Knox the car)
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
G. Land of Mystical Scents (Willie Wheels, Chassis Stephens, mysterious Knox the car)
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
H. Rubber Band Man (realistic characters, novel)
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Character prints
H. Rubber Band Man
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
H. Rubber Band Man
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
J. James Horatio Bond Nye (superspy) (5 novels, realistic dynamic characters address & solve real world problems)
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Character prints
J. James Horatio Bond Nye (superspy) (5 novels)
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
J. James Horatio Bond Nye (superspy) (5 novels)
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
K. Figuro Ozmit (2 easy readers-chapter books)
1. Character prints
K. Figuro Ozmit
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
K. Figuro Ozmit
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
L. Ice Age Mystery (3 novels, realistic characters, conversational earth & prehistory man, historic fiction) (Prehistory Kayaka, Snowahn, Ehku, and Attu)
1. Character prints
L. Ice Age Mystery
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
L. Ice Age Mystery
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
M. Stanley Ice-cup Husky (Ice Age Mystery) (Junior archaeologist, paleontologist Stanley, nicknamed Ice-cup, realistic character(s) in the 3 novels)
1. Character prints
M. Stanley Ice-cup Husky
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
M. Stanley Ice-cup Husky
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
N. Noodle KaNuckle (Easy reader-chapter book, football)
1. Character prints
N. Noodle KaNuckle
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
N. Noodle KaNuckle
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
O. Kannapolis Isenbutter Druesdorph (Chocolate Kid, novel, realistic character(s), chocolate baker extraordinaire, 3rd grade Cub Scout, child prodigy near genius, football, tennis, golf friends, sports, cars, beverages)
1. Character prints.
O. Kannapolis Isenbutter Druesdorph
2. Character labelled bottled water (8 oz. or 16.9 oz.)
O. Kannapolis Isenbutter Druesdorph
3. Character labelled ceramic 11 ½ or 15 oz. mug
*Water bottles & ceramic mugs: two different imprints on two, opposite sides as space allows, please specify which two different character images
*Mystery’s LLC works with Faegre Drinker Biddle & Reath LLP, Denver and 1200 worldwide attorneys (303-607-3671), associates, contacts; top 50 national U.S. law firm, full services, worldwide offices, Mr. Douglas R. Wright, senior counsel. (Licensing, mergers & acquisitions, golden-handcuffs, partnerships, sales, IP protection, sponsorship, deals).
*Mystery’s LLC owns The Clubhouse Crew media properties, golf, sport & entertainment marketing properties, characters, music, songs, books, many intellectual properties registered with the USPTO (IC 016, IC 035 and more).
*Characters & storylines evolving out of fiction, historical fiction novels, novellas, easy reader books appropriate blends of wholesome reading, golf, sports, sound science, history, music, environment, elements and themes.
Education & Environment are the steaks: golf, sports, and music are the sizzle.
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Standard Production Time from character art received
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Shipping and handling are additional
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Order is subject to Overrun/Underrun +/-5-10%
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As tariffs continue to fluctuate, we reserve the right to modify pricing to reflect
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Changing conditions and added costs. Any adjustments will be communicated promptly and will take effect immediately
*Volume purchases only: 100, 1000, 10000, 100000, + (ask)
*See Mystery’s Invoice-request sheets you might copy and use, included on Mystery’s website www.clubhousebooks.org (or submit an order, ask)
Mystery’s LLC
PO Box 1114
Greenville, SC, 29602
912-335-9399
mysterysllc@gmail.com (For orders, only)
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